Monday, March 27, 2006

This just in...

Candice just told me that there are Gator Wrestling lessons available 2 hours from Denver, CO.

Present this coupon for a group discount.
www.gatorfarm.com...it's family-oriented recreation!

Monday, March 20, 2006

"Sorry about my face."

Do you ever have those days where you're walking in a crowded place, a university campus perhaps, and an unusual amount of people stare at you as you walk past? And not the usual casual glance, but a look as if to say, "hey, man, you've got dried snot on your face" or "XYZ PDQ, friend." But then, you check your fly and wipe your nose and find nothing.

These are the days when I feel extra insecure.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness."

It's my birthday today.

Happy 27th.