Don't sit next to me.
There are a billion other computer stations available in this place and there are only TWO on this row.
Don't you obey the freaking urinal rule? LEAVE A SPACE!
Of course you've begun sniffling at an unexagerrated rate of 2 sniffs per 5 seconds and whistling through your teeth to the songs on your iPod. Next you'll start clicking your mouse incessantly trying to win that free PS3 until either your cellphone rings or a buddy from class shows up. Either way, you'll talk at the top of your voice even though that person, whether on the phone or standing 2 feet away from you, can hear you. Guess what? You're coming in loud and clear over here too.
I hate you.
(I didn't sleep that much last night).
my little homophobe
11 months ago